Friday, 1 January 2010

The case of the IPCC Horror Fish

A warmist thought they were being clever and "educational" by showing me this diagram. They failed to realize I would Audit it.



http://www.earth.columbia.edu/articles/view/2556

The diagram supposedly depicts a location in Antarctica. I don't believe a word of it. Ice "shelves" and ice "sheets"? Everyone knows shelves are made of wood and sheets are made of linen. And where is the arrow to depict co2 freezing out of the atmosphere?

These problems are not however my main concern with the diagram. Notice the craftily drawn single fish in the ocean? Odd isn't it. It isn't labelled. Why is it there? What is the purpose of this fish? What is the agenda of the artist? This therefore becomes the single most important part of the diagram as far as Blog Science is concerned. And so I begin an Audit.

The Audit

Climate Science being a typically sloppy field of science had failed to reference the fish depicted in the diagram. In other fields of science this would be considered a scientific act of Grand Treason. But not in climate "Science".

So I spent many hours working through resources on fish; fish encyclopedias, fishing blogs, even cookbooks on fish cuisine in a bid to discover the species of fish depicted. I even bought a frozen haddock for inspiration. Yet despite an inadvertent tasty lunch, my endevor produced no result.

It was then I struck upon a suspicion - what if the fish itself does not even exist? What if the IPCC have fabricated a new species fish to further their agenda?

Through detailed scientific investigation I determined the plane in the diagram is a Douglas DC-8. With this information I was able to calculate the size of the IPCC fish. I found the result very disturbing. So-called "scientists" have a lot of questions to answer. Behold the size of the horror fish which the IPCC propose swims deep in the depths of the southern polar ocean:



A 41 foot long leviathon! 23 feet high! See the horror fish compared to a human being.



Thankfully fish this large simply do not exist, if they did commercial shipping would be impossible. But that doesn't stop the IPCC from using such fear stories to scare kids.

Someone should audit the DC-8 radar data to see if such a fish was really there at the time. Although I imagine the data used to produce the diagram has all been hidden from the public or deleted. Notice the fish is carefully hidden beneath the so-called ice "shelf" so they have a convenient excuse for why it might not show up in the DC-8 raw data anyway.

The next obvious move was to look at the CRU emails for references to fish.

While I didn't find anything concrete I did find an email from Phil Jones to Michael Mann which contained the sentence:

"When the coring was done in the 1980s and early 1990s the fieldwork teams ate a lot of fish!"

What could this mean? I do not know for sure, but merely raising a question I cannot answer is evidence of wrongdoing. The plot thickens.

50 comments:

  1. What's more, the radar is bouncing not off the ice but off CLEAR UNFROZEN WATER about 287.6 feet (13.5 kg) ahead of the IPCC's scarefish and in its DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT. I don't need to ask what this means. Nor do any of us. Dr Pachauri has a lot to answer for. If we ever ask him.

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  2. Are you sure that is a real DC-8, and not a model? You know that warmists like their models, so this cannot be discounted.

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  3. Baron von Monckhofen1 January 2010 at 14:54

    It must be this fish: Leedsichthys, a gigantic 27 m plankton killer. It had over 40,000 teeth! Ouch! The really suspicious thing is that Leedsichthys is from the Late Jurassic, which was at least 5000 years ago - some "scientists" claim it was even 160 million years ago! Maybe IPCC has some "Jurassic Park" project going on? Let's not forget that the Late Michael Chrichton warned both about climate terrorists and about reviving dinosaurs! Those movies were not works of fiction!!! Unlike An Inconvenient Truth!!!!

    Another thing that I find disturbing about this picture is the size of those snow flakes. They are nearly as large as the fish. Are the IPCC fascists predicting that AGW will cause snow flakes to become 5 m large? Yes, that is the obvious deduction! Is there not anything that is too absurd for their stupid "models" to predict? Well, we all know the answer to that one, don't we!

    Piscis primum a capite foetet!

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  4. I don't think the snow flakes are to scale Baron. By the way your use of latin is really sophisticated. You must know a lot about science.

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  5. That is not a fish! It is a submerged turd.

    Why would we need fish anyways??

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  6. Dr Inferno,

    My apologies for being quiet of late, while you have been working overtime with hammer and nails on the coffin of global warming.

    This fish story is one of your finest!

    It is emblematic of the failure of the ICCCP computer models that they try to simplify the ocean ecosystem to one giant fish.

    Carpe diem [Fish of the day]

    Dirk,
    Blog Science Expert Reviewer
    77 posts to Blog Professorship

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  7. There is of course only one type of fish that really fits the bill - one of Titan's Terror Fish
    The doom mongers are trying to scare us with props from puppet shows for children.

    I expect whenever the current "time limit" is up and nothing's happened the doomists will adopt the show's tagline - "Anything can happen in the next half hour!"

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  8. I expect Tim Ball has eaten lots of fish. After all, fish is a brain food and Tim holds the first PhD in climatology is Canada, maybe the world.

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  9. Baron von Monckhofen2 January 2010 at 09:54

    Dear Inferno,

    There is no reason not to believe that the snow flakes and everything else in the picture is in scale 1:1. Which of course means that the snow flakes and the ice and water may be genuine, and perhaps also the fish (which is more like a spawn). The airplane is obviously a toy, and the whole picture is probably representing some toy model in somebody's bat tub. So it is hardly surprising that the ice is melting – people like to have their bath rooms warm, don’t they?

    Another blatant example of how incompetent and/or corrupt the grant-grabbing IPCC climate fraudster alarmists are! I mean, why can’t they make a picture of the real Antarctic? We all know the answer: because they trust their stupid toy models more than reality. Because in reality, no ice is melting at the Antarctic! As we all know, the water around the Antarctic is many degrees C below 0.

    Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi.

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  10. Ha Ha, I found my very own example of phony chart: http://www.ars.usda.gov/Main/docs.htm?docid=12462

    Scroll down and take a look at the alarmist ozone pollution chart. I just wish I could paste it here so everybody could see how phony even the USDA is. Look at the size of the sun and compare it to the factory! Ridiculous! Please Dr. Inferno do a post so everyone can see their crazy graphics.

    And that map! Underneath which it states: Areas shown in brown, orange and red can experience significant crop yield loss and damage to ecosystem function from ambient ozone.

    Poppycock! Crop yield loss - damage to ecosystem function?

    Thank goodness they realized back in 2005 which is the last time this was updated, that it's all nonsense and something we can safely ignore!

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  11. "When the coring was done in the 1980s and early 1990s the fieldwork teams ate a lot of fish!"

    Aha! Obviously this is a message written in some secret code that needs to be cracked. I suspect it means, "AGW is extremely fishy."

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  12. You know who uses DC-8's? Xenu! If you need further proof, it was extremely hot in the phanerozoic 75 million years ago, when Xenu dumped a bunch of thetans into our planet. The recent (apparent) rise in temperature must be due to all the thetans released by Team $cientology.

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  13. Ice Berg?

    Where is that town called Ice?

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  14. Its worse than that! The diagram says "warm ocean water", but the water this far north is obviously not warm. It is a sad reflection of their knowledge that they think that this water is warm! Furthermore, have you noticed that the clouds have been shaped like cars in order to send a subliminal message that cars are to blame! Have they no shame? Finally, have you noticed that the arrow showing "rising" sea levels (we all know that this is a fallacy anyway) is as large as those showing movement of the ice. Clearly this is meant to show that sea level is rising as fast as the ice moves, which is obviously wrong.

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  15. Xenu? "thetans" into our planet?

    Haven't heard this theory before. If you can guarantee me it has nothing to do with co2 I think you are onto something.

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  16. I'm telling you, we can expect the "Global Warming is causing abnormal growth in fish species" alarmist stories to appear soon.

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  17. Those IPCC warmist thugs, scaremongering us with incredible and deadly sea level rises of many km's! But my careful and thorough research has revealed that it has a natural cause: archimedes law. Those giant fish are pushing the sea level up.

    This was the image that was supposed to be suppressed by the redefined peer review, developed on the anarchist music and movie thieves' invention peer-to-peer networks on the Internet invented by Al Gore (as you can see the tentacles of the conspiracy are protruding from every side of this ugly beast of a climate 'science' community and have invaded every corner of our society).

    But we know the Truth! The entire scam falls apart.

    Praise be to those brave japanese whale catchers that help lowering the sea level and protect the innocent women and children living in the coastal cities of the world!

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  18. I think you're pulling on a thread that will ultimately be woven into your own noose. There are powers at work here far greater than you can understand. But when the emperor is wearing no clothes, somebody's got to pull that thread and unweave the raiments of so-called "scientific" misinformation. Search those emails more thoroughly and you find Ken Denman writing:

    Hi Piers, et al,

    [dot dot dot]

    Regards, Ken

    ps. Piers - my salary is paid by Fisheries and Oceans Canada. They are VERY uneasy when I speak or write letters to the press, but they get really upset when I don't credit them appropriately. C'est la vie.


    My motto, which has worked well for me in Government, Industry, and Scores in New York, is "If it smells fishy, it's probably fishy. And transmissible." My suggestion is to give this guy a call and ask him to deny the conspiracy. Give him 30 seconds - no, 5 seconds (long distance rates and all) - to respond. If he says nothing, then he's said everything.

    Remember...follow the fishy.

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